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Joke of the Day
"What computer monitor sings the best? A Dell."
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"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"
"Sex Change I ran into an old guy friend named Harry that had a sex change to be woman named Jan. I told her, don't forget it's Jan-ur-Harry 1st."
"When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?"
"There's no such thing as automatic doors... ... Only polite ninjas."
"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"*Goes into fabric store looking for girlfriend material*"
"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"
"Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet."
"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""