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Joke of the Day
"Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg"
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"Wife. Would you cut the label off my dress. Me. Sure *Snip* There you go. Wife. Thanks. Me. No problem. *Kicks pony tail under bed."
"Not sure what to watch tonight.... American Horror Story on FX or the one on ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC."
"Why didn't Mark Watney get any pussy on Mars? Curiosity killed the cat"
"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."
"oh so you rich guys throw the water out after you boil hotdogs. too good for hotdog soup. too good to dab the soup on your wrists like colog"
"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"
"I was dating an archaeologist but I had to break up with her Turns out she was a gold digger."
"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."
"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."