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Joke of the Day
"Afghanistan is just a regular ghanistan that's ghanistan af."
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"what do goats and humans have in common? Their kids are nice and tender."
"I finally figured out what I want to be when I'm older... younger."
"What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch."
"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Not afraid of death anymore because I just woke up from a nap I didn't even know I was having."
"*boyfriend calls girlfriend* Bf: ""Hey Babe, I love you!"" Gf: ""we're breaking up"" Bf: ""no we're not, I can hear you just fine."""
"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"
"How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn."
"Why can't the sun talk? (First post) It doesn't have an ellipse."