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Joke of the Day
"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"
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"What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific? Nothing. It just waved."
"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."
"""It's clear"" said the teacher ""That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"" ""Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"""
"There was a bad accident involving a funeral procession the other day. It was terrible! The toll was four injured, one dead."
"I like my drinks like I like my women. Whatever's available."
"What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist? ""We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners."" This is a joke take it that way"
"What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground? A fruit by the foot"
"MEMO TO GIRLS: It is not cold in here. You are a girl."
"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"