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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a woman with only one tooth? Nice tooth."

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."

"I am so drunk, i'm going to regreddit tomorrow! regReddit GET IT? wow, this is as dry as california."

"What's another name for a Dentists? A filling station!"

"""I'd like a bowl of soup please."" ""Any sides?"" ""I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."""

"I always thought I had a massive cock. Turned out to be an ostrich"

"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."

"I have a feeling drinking Coke all these years is probably more detrimental to polar bears than global warming."

"""So you think you can dance."" should be the title of a Lifetime movie about strippers."

"How do you turn soup to gold? Add 24 carrots"