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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The oyster shucker, shucks between fits......."

"If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid..."

"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"

"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."

"Which female comedienne likes terrible punchlines? BaDum **Trish**."

"If you miss a day in cosmetology school... Do you have to do a make-up test?"

"How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb? You weren't there, man!"

"[yelling over loud strip club music] DO YOU ACCEPT KOHLS KASH"

"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."

"Pissed off? Punch a wind chime and you'll feel better."