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Joke of the Day
"Man creates taser for sheep What happens next will SHOCK ewe!"
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"Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home"
"I am giving up a few negative people for lent. So, if you call, text, Facebook or email and I don't get to back to you?? Odds are it was you."
"So this guy comes in a smokeshop. No wait! A horse! So this guy comes in a horse"
"DOCTOR: ""I'm calling to notify you of your outstanding balance."" ME: ""Thanks! I do yoga."" DOCTOR:........"
"I was thinking of opening up a new business... For teenage abortions called: Little miss conceptions"
"The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, but I doubt it."
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."
"What's the difference between my jokes and my penis. My jokes don't make women laugh."
"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"