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Joke of the Day
"Man creates taser for sheep What happens next will SHOCK ewe!"
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"If you're Russian when you're running to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're leaving, what are you in between? European!"
"No one ever gets my jokes about UDP."
"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
"You don't love me? Don't worry, the first step is denial."
"A guy who hates vegans, a guy who hates atheists, and a guy who hates people who do crossfit walk into a bar. And I know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."
"7yo: Let's not talk ALL day today 6yo: Ok! Me: *holy shit yessss* 7yo: LET'S ONLY WHISTLE AND CLAP INSTEAD Me: Right. Of course."
"*eats everything*"
"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"
"Be alert! The world needs more lerts"