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Joke of the Day

"TIL how to keep an idiot waiting I'll let you know tomorrow."

"I love a woman that can shoot a gun, but I fear a woman with good aim."

"The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. "

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"Why did the guitar player get arrested Because he fingered a minor"

"Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning."

"Where does a Mexican store his food? Hispantry"

"To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles: Grow up."

"How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich? Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed."

"I remember the first time I had sex... I still have the receipt :')"