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Joke of the Day
"I remember the first time I had sex... I still have the receipt :')"
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"I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk. [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]"
"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"
"I saw the Fast and the Furious 7 today... What has more brains then Paul Walker? The steering wheel..."
"if anyone tries to tell you your dreams are unachievable just remember i have crashed my dirt bike into all 7 wonders of the world"
"Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome. Why do you think guys are called handsome?"
"If it's one thing I hate, it's an Indian-giver... No, I take that back."
"My wife: Are you ever going to stop quoting ""Gangstas Paradise""? Me: The way things are going I don't know"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"
"a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*."