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Joke of the Day
"How do Muslims cook their eggs? Sunni side up."
Next Joke
"Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because all men are pigs."
"What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel."
"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""
"COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ"
"I can't personally remember an Olympics with better toilet reporting"
"I like my women like I like my coffee, Not-tea"
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."
"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"
"What s the difference between an ostridge ? it can neither fly"