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Joke of the Day
"How do Muslims cook their eggs? Sunni side up."
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"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"
"I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me"
"Gimmie a topic and I'll make a joke. Go."
"How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him."
"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"
"If you're afraid of public speaking, just imagine everyone in the audience is on their phones not listening to you anyway."
"As a doctor, I've never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby before but let me give it a shot."
"""I'm usually closed off. But if you get close to me, you'll find that I'll really open up."" -Automatic sliding doors"
"Somebody in here smells really good. I will hunt you down. I will sniff you."