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Joke of the Day

"Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg: ""The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"""

"You know what they say about a guy with tiny arms? He has tiny legs. (if you know what i mean)"

"My friend had his assignment on plagiarism stolen so he copied mine. He then proceeded to take a course on Nihilism but it ended up not having a meaningful impact on his transcript."

"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"

"A woman just asked me if I'd like to help fight bigotry today but she was holding a clipboard so I said no."

"Surprises are always more fun... unless it's a baby. They tend to startle easily, so an ill-timed surprise may actually upset them."

"What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words? ""Watch this cause i'll only do it once."""

"What the 0 said to the 8 ? Nice belt, dude !"

"Modern Haircuts by Sean Head"

"I need farmer jokes I'm doing a speech at the Christmas party and they are farmers....I want to make fun of them"