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Joke of the Day
"Want to feel old? Tsar Simeon I of Bulgaria would be 1,150 years old today!"
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"How do Mr. and Mrs. Weasley have sex? gingerly."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!"
"This guy says to me, ""Your girlfriend looks like a man"" I said ""Your girlfiend looks like a man too: the invisible man!"""
"The inventor of rock, paper, scissors must have been an extremely dangerous man if he considered paper a weapon."
"[NSFW?]What do you call 100 Jews on a train? Anything you want because they're not coming back."
"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "
"Bread -mummy I'm tired of always eating bread from yesterday! When will we eat bread that was made TODAY? -tomorrow darling."
"How do you get Dick from Richard? I don't know, ask his wife."
"There was a terrorist attack on a French cheese shop. Reports say there was a lot of die Brie."