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Joke of the Day

"My first girlfriend, a beautiful blonde woman, left me after the first date She asked me what was my hobby and I said penetration testing"

"If I were to redesign the alphabet I would place D as the 8th letter. ... just so that 8 == D."

"An egg just followed me. Now I just need some bacon."

"Asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently, ""A way out"" wasn't the right answer."

"A bus station is where a bus stops; a train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."

"You know the best thing about penis jokes? On average they are not that long."

"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."

"I once hung out with Lebron James and Nicolas Cage... ... and they spent the whole day trying to outflop each other. :)"