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Joke of the Day
"I dreamt about a horse last night. It turned out to be a night mare."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 kept blowing up and starting on fire"
"Poor Sally (2 parter) Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... **quickly followed by** Knock Knock *Who's there?* Not Sally."
"Do crazy shit. You'll learn from it, be a better person & have bad ass stories to tweet about. The latter is the most important of course."
"What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman? An alcoholic with a drinking problem"
"The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about Chess club."
"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"
"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"
"My car's GPS has learned to say ""Your other left."""
"""Did you realise that a woman's ""I'll be ready in five minutes"" and a man's ""I'll be home in five minutes"" are exactly the same?"""