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Joke of the Day

"It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people With bread and fish, and he's adored for it. I don't get it, Hitler made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it"

"1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank."

"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll except under a full moon"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers"

"Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description."

"You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out"

"Do not use the word ""ghetto"" indiscriminately unless referring to that booty there. Daaaaamn!"