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Joke of the Day

"2 plants are hanging out One says to the other, "" you hungry?"" To which the other replies, ""yes, I could go for a light snack."""

"Why did the tree go to jail? Treason"

"A little bird told me that 5 Hour Energy shots can cure hangovers. Not sure I can trust a talking bird while on acid, though."

"What do you get if you cross an owl with a donkey? A Wise Ass."

"What do you get if you cross a Fish and an Elephant? Swimming Trunks."

"Why are Muslims so violent? Because I slam."

"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."

"What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? Make sure to come upstairs."

"What's Elon Musk's favorite band? The Cult."

"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"