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Joke of the Day

"Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray? In the Mossque."

"Post your best racist joke here I'll start: I tried to paint my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work!"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"

"No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e."

"I was at a gas station and I accidentally filled up my escort with diesel. She died."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."

"Why do female drivers sit higher up in their seats than male drivers? Because they're sitting on a box."

"Woman Tries To Trick Her Husband With A Letter To See If He Is Cheating http://thebuzzflare.com/woman-tries-to-trick-her-husband-with-a-letter-to-see-if-he-is-cheating/"

"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."

"Here is a horrible insult. You look good."