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Joke of the Day

"Just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you."

"I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos."

"[blind date is waiting nervously at the table] *I slowly emerge out of my own massive vape cloud and begin walking towards her*"

"What makes an ink joke so funny? The plot."

"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"

"I heard Monica lewinsky voted for Trump Just to fuck a Clinton one more time"

"He said there was no spark between us, so I tazed him. I'll ask again when he wakes up."

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"

"How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?? Just 1...blondes will screw anything."

"For tentative people there's no place like ""erm""."