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Joke of the Day

"Offensive Joke (Orlando) The only straight thing in Orlando are the bullets"

"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."

"I lost my mood ring.. I'm not sure how i feel about this."

"Did you hear about the Italian documentary on suppositories? It's called Innuendo..."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, man."

"Donald Trump is one of those people you would never let be the banker in a Monopoly game"

"Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That's your age."

"What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?"

"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."

"Two Chemists Two chemists go out for a nice meal. The drinks were okay. The meal was OK too. They both died."