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Joke of the Day

"Where do crows go to buy groceries? Kroger"

"""Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to"" - The President of the United States"

"A poll says that 60% of women take medicine for mental instability. That means that 40% aren't taking their meds!"

"How do depressed frogs die? They Kermit suicide."

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."

"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? Well, its making headlines."

"A horse walks into a police station Policeman says ""Why the long face?"" Horse replies ""I've just witnessed a murder"" [True story](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-29550834)"

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird."

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association."