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Joke of the Day

"How did the Machine Learning professor pick which of his undergrads to have sex with? He used a Naive Babe Classifier. ... Sorry for the nerd joke; I'll show myself out."

"Damn girl, are you an old ATM touchscreen? 'Cause I'm pushing ALL the wrong buttons."

"I should start a pizza place called original pizza, abreviated OP and it will only have take out. OP will not deliver"

"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"

"I was late to work because I was having car trouble. And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car."

"The Islamic State is hosting a music festival in Iraq. The first annual Allahpalooza is sure to go off with a bang."

"Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor."

"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"

"Im hosting a charity event tonight for people who cant reach orgasm If you can't cum let me know."

"My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high."