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Joke of the Day

"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean Dip"

"I have a friend named ""Chris Hoffman"" I asked him to name his son Jack."

"A mitochondrian walks into a bar and asks for a cup of energy. The barman says ""that'll be ATP"""

"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."

"What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter? Virgin Mobile."

"Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland? The screens keep on filling up with white-out."

"What is a gay dinosaur called? Nsfw Megasorass"

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window."

"Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again."