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Joke of the Day
"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
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"My boss accused me of having OCD... I soon put him in his place."
"A father walks in on his daughter masturbating with a carrot and shouts for fuck sake i was going to eat that later now it's going to taste of carrot!"
"What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot."
"How to catch a polar bear. Dig a hole in the ice and line it with peas. Then when he goes to take a pea just kick him in the ice hole."
"If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis! If you smoke, you have to say ""I did not inhale"" and if you do edibles, you have to say ""I did not swallow"""
"Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant. So I say, ""Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."""
"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."
"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"
"What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post? *I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*"