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Joke of the Day
"Son: How much does it cost to get married Dad? Father: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
Next Joke
"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"
"Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month."
"if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!"
"My 2015 new years resolution 1920x1080"
"What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal? ""nice watch"""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"
"ST BERNARD DOG: [getting ready for work] Honey have you seen my barrel? WIFE: Which one? SBD: The little one I wear AROUND MY NECK EVERY DAY"
"What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less."
"What really ticks people off? Time bombs."