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Joke of the Day
"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One...but it takes him 27 tries"
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"What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks? A two-weeker"
"How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends how hard you throw them"
"What is a gay couples favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"Yeah, I'm allergic to wheat, but I really like it so I eat it anyway. I'm a real gluten for punishment."
"<------Flair My penis is, -Yoda"
"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."
"Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian"
"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."
"""Hello, Pizza Hut"" Hi, how many slices are on a large pizza? ""eight"" And a medium? ""eight"" *long pause* I'd like to speak with your manager"