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Joke of the Day

"My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's What has two knees and swims in the ocean? A Two-knee fish!....."

"NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil."

"*wife comes home* ""Did you fix the toilet?"" Yep! [she opens door & is hit by avalanche of plums] ""You called the plummer again you idiot!!!"""

"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."

"[First date] Him: Can you pass the- SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH MY CAT LIES ON MY BACK LIKE A TINY SURFER"

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile."

"I'm surprised more killers haven't lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial"

"Studies show that Kangaroos can jump higher than a house. Then again, houses can't jump at all."

"I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today I guess you could call that a booty call..."