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Joke of the Day
"How do you say nachos in English? Mine."
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"Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers."
"Yelled at some skinhead today & he was all like ""chemotherapy, dude"" & I was like, ""whatever, racist"" cause sometimes you gotta take a stand"
"Im not sure whats so 'outstanding' about this bill? It seems pretty ordinary to me."
"What do you give Sean Connery when hes eating nachos in a bathtub? Shower Cream"
"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."
"What do you call it when you open a soda for a buddy who is in outer space? An astrofizzassist."
"Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner."
"A pirate goes to the doctor, worried the moles on his back are cancerous ""It's ok"" says the Doctor ""They're benign"" ""Count 'em again Doc"" says the pirate. ""I reckon there be at least ten"
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She uses the other one to moan."