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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you open a soda for a buddy who is in outer space? An astrofizzassist."
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"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"Chuck Norris doesn't get hangovers. He just gets pissed."
"Why was the tree in prison because it committed treeson"
"Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports? Because all the replays are in shlomo."
"TIFU by eating a U-Boat. Whoops, wrong sub."
"The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, ""Where is the water main?"" so I turned on the tap & said, ""Right here, main."""
"You know what they say about guys with small hands... They draw small crowds."
"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."
"So an Irishman walks out of a bar ... no seriously, it can happen. (seen in an Irish pub)"