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Joke of the Day
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She uses the other one to moan."
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"My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store."
"Trump, 2 years into his presidency: ""What do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?"""
"Why did the computer say hello? Because it was a Dell."
"What would happen if all of the mass in the universe turned into energy? The universe would be light."
"What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel"
"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."
"During sex, my wife is a screamer in bed ...That is when I walk in on her."
"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""
"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""