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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. ""You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."" ""The fire and theft and burglary I can understand,"" said the other,"

"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."

"Donald Trump if elected President will change the name of his plane Hair Force One"

"My wife and I walked past a fancy restaurant She said ""Ohh , something smells nice"" So I decided to treat her - I let her walk past it a second time."

"She called and said she didn't have anywhere else to go, so I agreed with her."

"A man goes to the library and asks for the book ""Psycho the Rapist"".. The librarian slaps him and says it's ""Psychotherapist""!"

"What did the fisherman do on his date? Netfish and krill"

"I went to the School of Engineering formal this weekend. Walked up to a girl... ""Are you a civil engineer... cause DAM GIRL!"" she went home with me..."

"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"