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Joke of the Day

"How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle? Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed."

"relationships are like farts too much force will result in shit"

"Proof that upside-down and/or opposites world and/or country exists! Every joke, irrespective of the degree of hilarity, will get down votes! XD"

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around""."

"My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!"

"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."

"""I donno. America's Got Ghosts?"" -- someone in charge of a channel I probably pay $10 a year for and never watch."

"Why does Anna's mom encourage her daughter to experiment with sexuality? Because she lives bicuriously through others ."

"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."

"Why I Could Never Be Gay As A Man. NSFW I could never fuck something i respect."