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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea? The next day he was found dead in his tea pee"

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!"

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."

"What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !"

"When I see someone pushing a dog in a stroller I understand why the news is filled with murder."

"Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in ""I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."""

"Suicide Bomber Training: ""Pay attention because I'm only going to show you this once..."""

"What does an asshole and a nine volt battery have in common You know it's a bad idea but your tongue is going to touch it"

"What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription? Homo erectus."

"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"