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Joke of the Day

"What was Trump's reaction to the petition for him to release his tax returns Not my precedent"

"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"

"I was going to buy a book on phobias But I was afraid it wasn't going to work"

"What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !"

"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."

"I want a Times New Roman on the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets."

"3-year-old: *dumps Cheez-its on the floor* Me: What are you doing?! 3-year-old: Feeding the Roomba."

"A terrorist walks into a Akbar"

"How to celebrate 4/20 Guide your newborn son into becoming an evil dictator and slaughter most of the Jewish population."

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of shoes? White Vans"