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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people? A cannibal."
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"You know why God loved Mother Mary so much? Virgin Milf ( )"
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"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."
"Whats Black and Rhymes With Snoop Dr Dre"
"I hate one-dimensional games. They're so linear."
"Stars! They're just like us! Gaseous and dying"
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"I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car. I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize."