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Joke of the Day
"What is Sean Connery's favorite dish? A seizure salad."
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"What's the difference between a chicpea and a tomato I don't pay 1200 dollars for a tomato on my face."
"A whorehouse got burned down today... Some came out running, and some ran out cummimg."
"Why does ISIS drink instant coffee? Because they hate French press!"
"What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"which Baldwin went to school? The smart Alec."
"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."
"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."
"What do you call a socialite stripper? a peeler of the community!"
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble... You have my Word"