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Joke of the Day
"A low battery and full bladder is the new torture."
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"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"
"What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards? Lawrence of Dublin."
"How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof? Tell him drinks are on the house."
"Filling out my Census form. I have to list every person who lives in my home for a majority of the time. What's your mother's name, again?"
"Light beer is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"
"Its funny how condoms are relatively cheap but as soon as you break one your out a few hundred."
"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"Why does hitler not like jewish lemonade ? Its to hasidic"
"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."