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Joke of the Day

"Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT FUEL OXYGEN or the CHIEF!"

"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"

"TRUE STORY Just made this restaurant change its ""All you can drink Brunch"" Policy."

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"

"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"

"How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician? Because of the Fibonacci sequins."

"My waxer just cancelled. So I'm making the best of a bad situation and riding around on top of minivans, Teen Wolf style."

"Many Americans would be surprised to know that we Europeans also have shooting ranges They're called schools and children are sent there to learn"

"Straight Outta Compton Beat the Crap Out of Trainwreck at the Box Office This Weekend But then again Dr. Dre is no stranger to beating women."

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."