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Joke of the Day

"I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew."

"What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people? tattoo master"

"A white man beaten with a wheel of Parmesan claims it was a hate crime. Cheese on cracker investigation begins."

"Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick."

"What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES"

"Petition to get Bruno Mars to change his middle name to ""there's water on"""

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"

"How does it feel to be a famous rock-and-roll musician? Fan-fucking-tastic!"

"What makes a black joke funny? A grape punch line"

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."