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Joke of the Day
"What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm"
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"Smoke alarms are really just toast alarms."
"I love kids. When they're adults."
"How 'Words' are created.. The early bird catches the worm. Holds it hostage. Stockholm Syndrome sets in. The worm and bird have babies."
"What's it called when the queen farts? Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon"
"What ""c word"" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any? Carpaltunnel"
"Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs."
"Who says, ""Bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! You're despicable!"" Deafy Duck"
"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."
"You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets."