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Joke of the Day
"You can say what you like about Paedophiles... ..at least they drive slowly in a school area."
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"Mike's dad has three sons.. Snap Crackle and...? Mike"
"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding. I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders."
"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"
"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"
"Son: Daddy, what's it like to have the most awesome son in the world ? Father: I don't know, ask your grandfather."
"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."
"My cookies fell in the toilet... [NSFW] My cookies fell in the toilet. Picked them up like a boss. Proceeded to eat them. They tasted like shit."
"If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface."
"People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears."