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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the Dutch speaking farmer? Nevermind. It doesn't transplant well."
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"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"What do you call a sarcastic Canadian cow? Cowlin Mockery"
"A pony walks into a bar... ... ""Give me a drink"", he says to the barkeep, ""I'm a little hoarse."""
"Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!"
"Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio"
"What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep? They count sheeple."
"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""
"What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence"
"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."