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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school? Leningrad"
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"[NSFW] what did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"
"I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account."
"What's a prison executioners favorite beer? Shock-top"
"Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction,,, I hope there's no hard feelings"
"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"
"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. "
"Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar... No strings attached..."
"If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger."
"I, too, am shocked Ted Cruz has had sex. I just assumed his kids were born when he ate after midnight and got wet like in the movie Gremlins"