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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand? Ones used for cunning stunts."
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"A friend bet me I couldn't piss in a Dyson Airblade Boy, did that blow up in my face."
"Q: How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears? A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear."
"My New Job I told my wife I had a new job in a bowling alley. She said 'Ten pin?' I said 'No, it's permanent'"
"I'm writing a self-help book about always doing your best. Working title: ""Bestiality"""
"A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took ""When you're here, you're family"" too literally."
"I've just bought a film on DVD about a prisoner that finally gets parole. I've waited years for it to be released."
"What do Native Americans call vegetarians? Poor hunters"
"So a pregnant patient came in to the hospital after a 'huge gush of fluid'... So I asked if el nino or la nina was coming."
"Dr: your father is real sick Woman: [sobbing] how long? [her dad wheelies past on a bmx] Dr: almost six yards that time"