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Joke of the Day
"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"
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"It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore"
"Welcome to innuendo club. This is going to be a long and hard session, if you know what I mean."
"I'm more emotionally invested in this sandwich than I am in most humans."
"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"
"My professor asked me to give an example of a word whose definition got reversed. I literally had no answer."
"What key won't let you through any doors? A turkey."
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"Sea Shells Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because the D shells are to big."
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