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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vampire comedian? He went straight for the jocular every time"
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"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"
"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"
"invemtor of fruit-by-the-foot: [stares blankley at a roll of toilet paper for hours] WAIT I'VE GOT IT"
"Why did the robot become a museum curator? Because he was an Art-Offical Intelligence"
"Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden."
"what do they call a hot looking girl who will love you and stay devoted to you forever? let me know once you find one"
"*gets a Fitbit for Christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*"
"I was feeling depressed, so I drank some brandy and went to the gym That really lifted my spirits"
"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."