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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes you have to choose between what is hard and what is easy Luckily for you I'm both right now"

"What did the horse say when it walked into the bar? ""ouch..."""

"The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared."

"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"

"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"I bet a lesbian geneticist would do a lot of lab work for a clone dike bar."

"""Son, I've found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool? You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage."

"I bumped in to the back of a car on the way to work A dwarf got out, absolutely fuming and exclaimed 'I'm not happy!' To which I replied, 'Which one are you then?'"