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Joke of the Day

"A paraplegic got prosthetic legs for a single day before they broke. He had a one night stand."

"What's the capital of Greece? (x-post from /r/MeanJokes) About 10. DISCLAIMER: I heard this joke from /u/r4e3d2d2i8t5. All due credit to that person."

"Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot!"

"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"

"Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags? Because it's traveling light!"

"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"

"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"

"Short armed and dangerous. Did you hear about the mind reading midget that escaped from prison? The papers said small medium at large."

"A Portuguese, a Greek and a Spaniard go into a bar. Who pays? A German."