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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A bull-shiht!"
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"Why does Mexico never win the Olympics? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left."
"What's the hardest part to eat when eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"Several men were arrested when attempting to smuggle food additives into Cuba They were dubbed the Pirates of the Carrageenan."
"You can take the girl out of the food court, but not this girl. I'm staying."
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."
"I love how we vote for sheriff. How the hell should I know? ""Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."""
"Use the force luke I've run out of lubricant"
"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."
"Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin."