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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A bull-shiht!"
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"i heard they were giving away batteries down the local discount store turns out they were free of charge."
"If a dog tells you you're dreaming... believe him."
"ME: Tall, dark, toilet-trained. YOU: Pizza."
"If I've learned one thing from Philip Seymour Hoffman's death, it's that someone needs to introduce Bieber to heroin."
"If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?"
"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""
"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."
"What would Jesus say if you angered him? ""I'm Crossed."""
"I saw some things at the auction labeled ""Art Objects"" Considering what they looked like, I'd object, too"