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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A roamin catholic"
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"I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework."
"I wonder if when my dog follows me into the bathroom it's cause I follow him outside when he goes and he thinks that's how it works. Meh."
"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a goose."
"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."
"The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax"
"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""
"Know what they call the useless skin around a vagina? A woman."
"When I was a kid I had an Arab friend Mabe Al-zuq Yadeeq"
"Loneliness is when a person always knows where all of his things are."