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Joke of the Day

"HONEST JOE'S DISCOUNT BREAST IMPLANT EMPORIUM. WHY PAY $6,000 FOR SILICON WHEN YOU CAN PAY $20 FOR WOOD"

"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."

"Trump is like The Room. It's so bad, it's so good."

"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."

"How did the Haji find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying"

"The ""bishop"" came to our church today... He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"*catwoman struggles into suit* *catwoman realises she needs to pee* *crie*"

"Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. ""Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"""

"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."

"How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus? It was a no brainer."