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Joke of the Day
"Running into someone from high school that got fat is better than Christmas."
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"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"
"What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? The front row of a donald trump rally!"
"Arcade Fire: great band / nerd way to die"
"QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY FOUNDING FATHER! - strict constitutional constructionist teen to the President"
"Do you know any good water jokes? Well?"
"Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider."
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. I wood've thought of something more original, but I tree-ly can't be bothered, so here you go."
"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."
"A man walked into a bar. He should have been watching where we was going."